How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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