My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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