About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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