white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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