Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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