I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
