i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
NoShamevember. You game?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
tell me about the eggs
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