We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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