they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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