i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
