Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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