Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I think people are normalizing furries
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
