that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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