i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
