Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize