halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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