There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i came on her dog
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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