I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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