8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
this will be a night to untag.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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