mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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