How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
