what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I don't think brook has ever known best
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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