it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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