Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
40s are totally the cure
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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