Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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