I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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