Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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