How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Found the puke drawer
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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