He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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