Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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