I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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