Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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