What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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