No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
