STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
