i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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