Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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