I just made out with a guy for $7.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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