More tranny stories later!
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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