So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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