So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just gargled with NyQuil
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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