I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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