I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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