So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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