i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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