The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
That's how pantless uber rides happen
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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