Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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