I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
