i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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