They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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