How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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