omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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