He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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