i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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