Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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