lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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